October 2008

Hi All,
This month's WSB meeting will be, well, I'll leave that to Marti's note:

Ernie and I will host the October meeting on Saturday, the 18th, starting at 4pm. The theme is Halloween, so bring your spookiest beer. And wear your scariest t-shirt. Commercial pumpkin beers sounds interesting - already had enough Octoberfests last meeting. Bought the Deschutes Dissident at Central Market - will open it at the tasting.

We will be in Denver from the 6th thru the 14th and won't be able to check emails. But, we will be checking phone messages.

See you soon, Marti and Ernie

Matt counted 19.6 people at Mark's for last month's meeting. There were a bunch of new faces that we hope to see again soon, and regularly from now on.

Machine for vintaging beer or wine in minutes?:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3115492/Ultrasou...

Elliott Bay goes organic:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/retailreport/2008085195_retailrepo...

Jurassic beer:
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2008/09/23/ancient-yeast-beer.html

What's your beer sign?:
http://astrocenter.astrology.msn.com/msn/ArticleAstrologyHomeV2.aspx?sd=...

News from Silver City:
First, their Oktoberfest blew in 3 days. Get there early next year.

Sasquatch Stout - debuted this week
Big, black and beautiful, this hairy beast is an elusive Northwest original, loaded with roasted malt and dosed generously with Amarillo and Centennial hops. Sasquatch is a complex, dark roasted monster that is more than just dark and bitter. Given a chance Sasquatch becomes quite warm and cuddly and may even turn into the life of the party. Don't be afraid of the beast... Sasquatch needs love too.

Original Gravity: 1.065
Terminal Gravity 1.012
Alcohol by Volume 7 %
IBU: 36
2007-North American Beer Awards
Gold Medal Winner - American Stout

The People of Central Kitsap Have Spoken
Silver City Restaurant & Brewery was voted The Best of Central Kitsap!

Best Family Restaurant
Best Bar/Pub
Best Bartender - Brett Roberts
Best Waiter - Ryan Orseth
Best of CK
This event was sponsored and administered by the Central Kitsap Reporter, Kitsap Mall & the Silverdale Chamber of Commerce

We would like to thank all that voted for who voted for us. We are extremely grateful for your praise. Thank you for acknowledging all the hard work performed by our staff.

Silver City & it's Staff was also nominated in the following categories:

Best Bartender - Heather Gaudette 2nd Place
Best Waitress - Adriana Balcom 2nd Place
Best Waitress - Miranda Stokke - 3rd Place
Best Kids Menu - 2nd Place
Best BBQ - 2nd Place
Best Hamburger - 2nd Place
Best Steaks - 2nd Place
Best Dessert - 2nd Place
Best Place on a Winter Day - 3rd Place

Note from the Beveridge Place Pub:
Pubsters,

SIX NEW TAPS AT BPP!
We finally got around to installing extra lines so we can offer even more great beer on draught! Some brews recently tapped include Russian River Pliny the Elder, Deschutes Dissident Oud Brune, Full Sail 21st Anniversary Doppelbock, Sierra Nevada Anniversary, Scuttlebutt 777 Tripel, and more! We'll be adding two nitro taps in the near future as well!

HOLY LITERS OF LIQUID LUPULIN, BATMAN!
HOPTOBERFEST is HERE!
Beginning October 3rd, we'll feature up to 10 rotating Washington State IPAs on tap as we enjoy nearly a month of bitter revelry! We'll even toss in a few out-of-state guest brews for fun, but we all know the best stuff's made right here.

Hoptoberfest is also the time of year that we elect our house IPA for 2009. Here's how it works:
v Come to BPP and order a liter of IPA (OK, a pint is acceptable, too)
v Get a ballot (one vote per person per day)
v Repeat as necessary
v From Oct. 3 – 13, you can nominate any Washington-brewed IPA, even if it's not currently on tap (no "Imperials")
v From Oct 14 – 22, we will provide a primary ballot with the top eight nominees
v From Oct 23 – 31, we will provide a general election ballot with the top three from the primary

CASK THURSDAYS IN OCTOBER
It's Hoptoberfest, so IPAs are the order:

October 16 – Water Street Queen Nina IPA
October 23 – Harmon Pt. Defiance IPA
October 30 – TBA IPA

THUR, NOV 6, 6:00pm – IPA CASK-O-RAMA!!!
Just want to make sure you mark your calendars now, because you don't want to miss 24 cask-conditioned, Washington-brewed IPAs covering the bartop. We'll also be announcing the winner of the Hoptoberfest vote, which determines which IPA becomes our "house" IPA for 2009!

Cheers!
Gary, Terri, Jennifer, Rob, Dennis, Kate, Devrim, and the occasional Ryan

Note from Uber bier tavern:
OUR GREATEST BREWERY NIGHT EVER?

--An evening with Rob Tod and Allagash Brewery, Thursday October 16th

7 special kegs, 1 great night

We've been very fortunate to host a lot of great breweries and pour many outstanding beers on special nights, but this one we will probably never top.

Allagash Brewery Founder Rob Tod is making the 3000 mile journey from Portland Maine to join us at Über Tavern for a night of good times.

Thanks to Rob we will be featuring some very special beers, seven to be exact, which read like a "Dream Team" keg lineup. The centerpiece of the evening will be the tapping of Interlude, their 2nd most highly rated beer EVER. For a brewery that has produced over 30 different beers, many of which are very highly rated, this is really saying something.

Arguably the greatest Belgian-style brewery in the United States, Allagash has proven many times that it is not a one-trick-pony brewery, but instead one capable of producing masterpiece after masterpiece. Come taste the proof on tap! We will also have complimentary pub snacks, plus gourmet sausage & artisanal cheeses. Here's the list:

Interlude: 9.5% Belgian Strong Ale
-- Two yeast strains help create this heavenly ale. Belgian farmhouse yeast establishes the style-foundation initially. A house strain of Brettanomyces yeast brings it to the next level in secondary fermentation. Finally, Interlude is aged in French oak Merlot & Syrah barrels, then bottle/cask conditioned. It is outrageous effort to make a bottle or keg of beer, yielding magnificent red wine notes and funky farmhouse flavors.

Musette: 10% Belgian Scotch Ale
--An interpretation of a Belgian-inspired Scotch Ale or Wee Heavy, Musette uses Belgian yeast and a portion of each batch is aged in Oak Bourbon Barrels for an additional three months prior to kegging/bottling.

Curieux: 11% Bourbon Barrel-Aged Belgian Tripel
--The ultimate "house beer" of Über Tavern, Curieux is aged for 8 weeks in Jim Beam Bourbon Barrels. The wood and bourbon component of each batch of Curieux can vary greatly because it is aged in very "wet" cask-strength bourbon barrels, which by their very nature have great range in strength & intensity on their own. This beer is always an incredible treat.

Fluxus 2008: 8.7% Double White Beer spiced with Ginger
--Each batch of Fluxus is a completely different recipe and style. It is brewed once a year to commemorate Allagash's anniversary. This 2008 batch celebrates 13 years of brewing. It is a double white beer brewed with spices and fresh grated ginger, a style which calls for twice the amount of malted and raw wheat as a standard Belgian Wit, thus casting an elegant cloudiness over this mango-colored beer.

Hugh Malone: 8.5% Hoppy Belgian Strong Ale
--The base includes English two-row malt and pale crystal malts, establishing an understated sweetness. Then generous portions of Simcoe hops are added at three points. To begin with, "first-wort" hopping is done in which Simcoe is added to the sweet wort as it enters the kettle. When the wort comes to a boil in the kettle, Warrior hops are added as another layer of bittering hops. For late-hopping, a large amount of Simcoe is steeped in the whirlpool to enhance the aromatics. Finally it is dry-hopped during secondary fermentation in the bright tank.

Tripel Reserve: 9% Belgian Tripel
--The 3rd most highly rated beer from Allagash, this is a classic version of a classic style. Often overlooked amidst their other mind-blowing exotic beers, the Tripel (also the base beer for Curieux) is a tremendous example of a brewing style which is very hard to perfect. This beer is arguably THE original high-end benchmark Belgian style beer from the United States.

White: 5% Belgian Wit bier
--Incredibly quaffable, White is the "flagship" beer of the brewery. It is a traditional Belgian wheat beer, lightly spiced, citrusy, a bit sweet, and very refreshing. A modern classic.

We are eternally grateful for getting these very special kegs from Rob. Please stop by to try them all and meet the man behind the beers.

See you under the bar,
Your friends at Über Tavern

Note from Brouwer's/Bottleworks:
They too are doing an event with Allagash.

Friday, October 17th
Join Rob Tod, founder & brewer of Allagash brewing,
for a night of special Allagash beers and food pairings.

Beers on draught from Allagash this evening:
Black, Curieux, Dubbel, Fluxus, Trippel, & Wit

Beers in the bottle from Allagash:
Black, Curieux, Dubbel, Fluxus, Four,
Grand Cru, Hugh Malone, Interlude, Musette, Odyssey, Trippel, Victor Ale, & Victoria Ale

Northwest Brewing News Reader's Choice Awards are upon us! Don't forget to cast you vote for Brouwer's Cafe & Bottleworks!

http://www.brewingnews.com/northwest/

GABF, 27th Annual
October 9-11 and thereabouts for related events
3 day, 400 breweries, 1800 beers
Denver, CO
www.beertown.org
http://www.beertown.org/events/GABF/

Even if you think you hate Hate HATE pumpkin beers you will find some to love at these events. The variety and quality is astounding. The tapping of the great pumpkin is a hoot too.
The Great Pumpkin Beer Festivals (Saturday, October 18th)
Elysian Brewing Co.- Capitol Hill
1221 E. Pike St.
Seattle, WA 98122
(206) 860-1920
www.elysianbrewing.com
Tapping of the Great Pumpkin-pumpkin carving-sampler trays. Elysian crew take the largest pumpkin they can buy and carry, scorch the insides to caramelize the pumpkin and fill with just-finished Pumpkin ale. They spice the pumpkin and the beer goes through a secondary fermentation in the pumpkin and then tap this beer-filled gourd at the festival. Don¹t miss it!!! Also featuring guest Pumpkin beers from: Rogue, Big Time, Allagash, Cambridge Brewing, Midnight Sun, Jolly Pumpkin, Pike, Snoqualmie, Rock Bottom, Elliott Bay, Schooner Exact and more.

The Great Pumpkin Beer Festival- all things pumpkin (October 20th-24th)
Elysian Brewing Co.- Tangletown
2106 N. 55th St.
Seattle, WA 98103
(206) 547-5929
www.elysianbrewing.com

The Great Pumpkin Beer Festival (Sunday, October 26th- the date has changed since the last newsletter)
Elysian Fields
542 1st Ave S.
Seattle, WA 98104
(206) 382-4498
www.elysianbrewing.com

If you're kicking yourself for missing the fresh hop fest in Yakima try this one:
Fresh Hop Beer Tasting & Dinner @ the Deschutes Brewery Mountain Room

Saturday - October 18, 2008 @ 06:30PM / ends @ 08:30PM
Beer Dinner / Pairing @ Deschutes Brewery, Inc.
Bend, Oregon
(541) 385-8606

Event Details:
Deschutes Brewery will celebrate the hop harvest and bounty of fresh hops available in the Northwest by hosting a special fresh hop beer tasting and dinner at the Deschutes Brewery Mountain Room in Bend, OR. The brewery will be serving seven fresh hop beers: three produced at the Bend public house, another three from the Portland Public House as well as Bond Street Series favorite, Hop
Trip.

Each of the beers focuses on bringing out the unique flavor of the hop variety used during brewing. One of the evening's highlights will be a fresh hopped version of the brewery's flagship Mirror Pond Pale Ale.

6:30 p.m. Sat. October 18th, Mountain Room, Deschutes Brewery, 901 S.W. Simpson Ave., Bend; $35 includes dinner,
all beers and gratuity. For reservations or more information or call (541) 385-8606.

The dinner menu for the tasting includes:
Scalloped Sweet Potatoes with Ham (vegetarian friendly version available)
Roasted Fall Vegetables with Fresh Herbs
Braised Beef Short Ribs on Pumpkin Puree
Assorted Breads, Spreads & Crudites
Pumpkin Cheesecake with Wheat Malt Crust drizzled with Fresh Wort Caramel

or this one:
Oregon Bounty/OBG Fresh Hop Beer Tastival @ Hopworks Urban Brewery
Saturday - October 18, 2008 @ 12:00PM / ends @ 09:00PM
Beer Festival @ Hopworks Urban Brewery
Portland, Oregon
(503) 201-8957

Event Details:
Hopheads, rejoice! The autumn air is turning crisp, heralding the annual harvest of hops, and with it, the celebration of fresh hop beers by Oregon's famed craft brewers. Oregon Bounty and the Oregon Brewers Guild have collaborated to host a statewide series of three Fresh Hop Beer "Tastivals," each featuring more than 20 original fresh hop beers from many of Oregon's top craft breweries.

The Oregon Bounty Fresh Hop Beer Tastivals will take place Oct. 4 at the Hood River Hops Fest, located between 5th and 7th and Cascade and Columbia in downtown Hood River; Oct. 18 at Hopworks Urban Brewery, 2944 SE Powell Blvd. in Portland; and Oct. 25 at Ninkasi Brewing Co., 272 Van Buren St. in Eugene. Admission to the events is free; glasses/mugs cost $5, and are required for tasting beer. Tastes of the individual beers are $1 each. Hours are Noon to 9 p.m. at all three festivals.

or this one:
Oregon Bounty/OBG Fresh Hop Beer Tastival @ Ninkasi

Saturday - October 25, 2008 @ 12:00PM / ends @ 09:00PM
Beer Festival @ Ninkasi Brewing Company
Eugene, Oregon
(541) 344-2739

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Event Details:
Hopheads, rejoice! The autumn air is turning crisp, heralding the annual harvest of hops, and with it, the celebration of fresh hop beers by Oregon's famed craft brewers. Oregon Bounty and the Oregon Brewers Guild have collaborated to host a statewide series of three Fresh Hop Beer "Tastivals," each featuring more than 20 original fresh hop beers from many of Oregon's top craft breweries.

Brewdog Brewing Imperial Stout Tasting
Saturday - October 25, 2008 @ 02:00PM / ends @ 06:00PM
Tasting @ Woodstock Wine & Deli
Portland, Oregon
(503) 777-2208

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Event Details:
Taste five different Imperial Stouts from Brewdog Brewing out of Fraserburgh, Scotland. Each stout has been aged for six months in whiskey barrels from individual distilleries.

Cost is $15 for five tastes, and there will be a limited amount of bottles for sale.

Woodstock Wine & Deli
Saturday, October 25th
2:00-6:00 pm

Teach a Friend to Homebrew Day (10th Annual)
November 1, 2008
http://beertown.org/events/teach/index.html

For those of you other than Ernie, move along, this is not the beer fest news you're looking for:
Lost Abbey Rare Bottle Tasting
Sunday - November 02, 2008 @ 06:30PM / ends @ 08:30PM
Beer Dinner / Pairing @ O'Brien's Pub
San Diego, California
(858) 715-1745

Event Details:
-from O'Brien's Pub newsletter:

The second event is our Lost Abbey Rare Bottle Tasting with brewer Tomme Arthur and food wizard Vince Marsaglia. Tomme has pulled together a collection of rare bottles you won't find on any bottle shop shelves for us to taste. Vince and Lindsey will be preparing light tapas-style food to pair with several of the beer courses. For fans of these amazing beers, this will be opportunity to taste beers that even we can't normally get for the pub. The tasting will be Sunday, November 2nd at 6:30 pm at the pub. Cost is $45 (cash only please) and I will have a sign up sheet out by 5 pm tonight (Thursday the 2nd). I expect this to be a hot ticket and that it will sell out well before the end of the month. If you want to go, I would sign up in the next week to guarantee a spot.

WABL exclusive
WABL 3rd Anniversary Party
As announced earlier we're completely changing the WABL Anniversary Party this year and we hope you like the idea. The WABL Committee worked VERY hard to line up very special, unique beers by breweries from all over Washington State. Here's the detail again plus updated beer & giveaway lists:

WABL 3rd Anniversary Party
Date* Saturday, November 8th, 4-8pm
Location Seattle Center Rainier Room
Admission WABL-- $30
Non-WABL-- $40 (limit to one non-WABL guest per member)
Admission includes 12+ tasting tokens (each taste is 6oz) and food
Beer Very special, hard-to-find beers by over a dozen WA breweries. See the list below.
Food Pizza bar
More fun stuff Meet Washington brewers
Lots of giveaways
Birthday cake

Beer list (As of 10/3. Beers are subject to change)
Anacortes Brewery Bourbon Barrel Aged Red Ale
Big Al Brewing Co. Dark Roast (Black IPA)
Birdsview Brewing Co. TBA
Black Raven/Hale's Ales collaboration Southern Mystery Monster (something big, bold and in yur' face!)
Chuckanut Brewery & Kitchen Marzen
Elliott Bay Brewing Co. Sour Belgian Ale (blended & aged for 12 months in oak)
Harmon Brewery & Restaurant 1 Hop Wonder
Issaquah Brewhouse Belgian Quad aged in Oak Barrel
Laht Neppur Brewing Co. Whiskey Creek Wild Hop Ale
Lazy Boy Brewing Nacho Pils
Northgate Ram TBA
Pike Brewing Co. XXXXXX (Bourbon Barrel Aged Imperial Stout)
Redhook Brewery TBA
Scuttlebutt/McMenamin's/Diamond Knot collaboration WABLation (Wet Hop Wheatwine)
Silver City Brewery Sasquatch Stout with sweet dried orange cacao
Skookum Brewery TBA
Walla Walla Brewers Cask Fresh Hop IPA
Water Street Brewing Co. TBA

Giveaway gift list (If you attended last year's party you know this list keeps growing & growing!)
TBA Boundary Bay Brewery
A private tour & tasting for a group of 8 Chuckanut Brewery & Kitchen
Two $25 gift certificates Cooper's Alehouse
TBA Harmon Brewery & Restaurant
A t-shirt, cap, pint glasses & $25 gift certificate Maritime Pacific Brewing Co.
Party pumps and couplers Micro Matic
A pair of tickets to the Winter Beer Festival
Invitation to 2009 Herbert's Legendary Cask Beer Ale brewing session
One year free WABL membership

Capacity is 300 people and there's a good chance we'll sell out so please get your tickets early! Also please make sure your membership is current on the day of the party, not the day of purchase. To secure your spot(s) please mail a check payable to the Washington Brewers Guild with your name, WABL ID# and your guest's name, if any, to P.O. Box 20014, Seattle, WA 98102. Once we receive your payment we will send you tickets in the mail starting mid-October. Tickets are not transferable.

Title: FINNALLY LEGAL: The 21st Annual PNA Beer Taste
Category: Beer Dinner/Tasting
Date: Saturday, November 8, 2008
Time: 7 p.m. - 9:30 p.m.
Calendar: Northwest Brewing News Beer Calendar
Contact: Stu Witmer
City, State: Seattle, WA
Event Contact Name: Chardell Paine
Event Contact Phone: 206-783-2244
Event Contact Email: Chardell@phinneycenter.org
Website Address/URL: http://www.phinneycenter.org/events/beer.shtml
Price: $30
Ages: 21 and over

Complete Description:
Join hundreds of microbrew aficionados at the 20th Annual PNA Beer Taste Saturday, November 8, from 7-9:30 p.m. at the Phinney Center, 6532 Phinney Ave. N.

Choose 10 samples from up to 30 choices of Northwest microbrews, including the season's latest ales. Admission includes pub-style munchies and toe-tapping bluegrass music.

There will also be a silent auction of beer-related items.

Tickets are $25 for PNA members and $30 for the general public. Designated driver tickets are available for $10 each. Tickets are available at the Phinney Neighborhood Center or online at http://www.phinneycenter.org/events/beer.shtml. Participating brewers will be represented on the web page.

This event is sponsored by 74th Street Ale House. Must be 21 or older to participate. For more information, call (206) 783-2244.

If you can make it, these HotD sale are not to be missed:
15th Anniversary Dock Sale - Hair of the Dog
Saturday - November 15, 2008 @ 10:00AM / ends @ 04:00PM
Tasting @ Hair Of The Dog Brewing Company
Portland, Oregon
(503) 232-6585

Event Details:
Anniversary Dock Sale

November 15th from 10:00 till 4:00

Website says:
"The 15th Anniversary Sale will feature the release of a new batch of Fred from the Wood, 2008 Doggie Claws and a *small* amount of Cherry Adam from the Wood. Come join me and my family to celebrate another year. I will have shirts, hats, and some vintage Beers available as well."

2008 Winter Beer Festival
Friday, December 5th, 5-10pm (WABL Hour: 4-5pm)
Saturday, December 6th, 1-10pm (WABL Hour: 1-2pm)
Hale's Palladium @ Hale's Ales Brewery
4301 Leary Way, NW Seattle, WA 98107
www.washingtonbeer.com/wbf.htm
Advance tickets are $23 ($25 day of) and will be available online shortly at www.washingtonbeer.com/wbf.htm and at local ticket outlets at the end of October. Designated driver admission is $5 and available at the door only. Online advance ticket sales will end at 5am on Friday, December 5th.

2008 Winter Beer Fest
The Winter Beer Festival will return to the Hale's Palladium on December 5th & 6th for its 4th year. If you are a fan of dark, robust winter beers then this one is for you! 30 Washington breweries will bring their winter seasonal beers, including some vintage and maybe barrel aged kegs. You'll get to vote for your favorite and help pick the People's Choice Awards which will be announced on Saturday night (last year's winner was Black Belgian by Iron Horse Brewery).

WABL exclusive offers
? WABL Hour: Friday, 4-5pm & Saturday, 12-1pm—the event will open exclusively to WABL members
? 2 bonus tokens (pick up the Holiday Gift Shop)
? WABL Beer (available while supply lasts. A token required for each taste)
Sorry, no special WABL glass at this event. As always, please bring your WABL passport to take advantage of these offers.

June 18-20, 2009
National Homebrewers Conference
Sippin' On the Dock of the Bay
Oakland, CA

Talk to Jay Miller or Dave Mietzke about how awesome this event is every year. Many people go once and then can't stop themselves from going for many more years in a row.

Beer quotes, poems, and lyrics:

Not drunk is he who from the floor
Can rise alone and still drink more;
But drunk is he who prostrate lies
Without the power to move or rise.
-Thomas Love Peacock (1785-1866)

"Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having."
-Mitch Hedberg

"Irish Coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol."
-Anonymous

"There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them."
-Terry Pratchett

Too much work, and no vacation,
Deserves at least a small libation.
So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses;
Work's the curse of the drinking classes.
-Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Falling Down Drunk
A man had had far too much to drink
Now I must go home he began to think
He tried to stand up and fell to the floor
So he decided to crawl out of the door
Then after a little fresh air he tried again
But he fell face down in the drain again
"I will never get up" to himself he said
I won't try again I'll crawl home instead
His wife found him on the step asleep
"I went for a drink" he said like a sheep
"And I know what made you crawl so far
Your wheelchair's still in the public bar"
-Paul Curtis

A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
-Edward Abbey

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
-George Burns

Beer drinking doesn't do half the harm as love-making.
-Anonymous

It is better to think of church in the ale-house than to think of the ale-house in church.
-Martin Luther (1483-1546)

The selling of bad beer is a crime against Christian love.
-Law, the City of Augsburg, 13th Century

It is my design to die in the brew-house; let ale be placed to my mouth when I am expiring, that when the choirs of angels come, they may say, "Be God propitious to this drinker."
-Saint Columbanus, A.D. 612

There are more old drunks than old doctors.
-Anonymous

Of doctors and medicines we have in plenty more than enough... what you may, for the Love of God, send is some large quantity of beer.
-Dispatch from the Colony, New South Wales, 1854

Of beer, an enthusiast has said that it could never be bad, but that some brands might be better than others.
-A.A. Milne

No poems can live long or please that are written by water-drinkers.
-Horace 65-8 BC

Draft beer, not people!
-Anonymous

The last swallow of lager is the worst and the last swallow of an ale is the best.
-Anonymous

Johnny Bond "Ten Little Bottles"

A friend of mine gave me ten little bottles
Of some special stuff that he brewed up his-self
So I took it and hid it down in my basement
But my wife found out about it and she told me to get rid of it or else
And since I didn't like the way she said or else
I went down there and proceeded to carry out her instructions

I sat the ten little bottles on the drainboard
Picked up the first bottle, pulled the cork out of it
And poored it down the sink
That is, um, all except one little swallow - which I drank

I picked up the next bottle and I pulled the cork out of it
And poured it down the sink
All except one little swallow - which I drank

I picked up the next bottle and I pulled the sink out of it
And I poured it down the cork
All except one little swallow - which I drank

I picked up the next cork and I pulled the bottle out of it
And I poured it down the sink
All except one little drink - which I drank

I picked up the next sink and I pulled the cork out of it
And I poured it down the bottle
All except one little swallow - which I sank

I picked up the next drink and I pulled the swallow out of it
And I poured it down the sink
All except one little drink - I think

Well anyway by this time it's plain to see
That them little bottles of mine, let's see now
How many bottles have I got left - which I drank

Now I'm askin' you wasn't that a awful thing for my wife to make me do
Bless her little heart, bl-less her little heart, I'm tellin' ya one thing
You better not say nothin' against my wife buster
'Cause I'll have you know, I'll - have - you - know
That I've got da wifest little nice you ever saw in your [hicc]
Which I drank

Aaron Pritchett "Hold My Beer"

I've been watching you watchin every girl in the bar
Payin no attention to the one on your arm
You're a dog
Man, she's smokin
I've seen your kind before
and you think you're so cool
This country boy's gonna take you to school
Hold out your hand
no man, I ain't jokin

And hold my beer
While I kiss you're girlfriend
cause she needs a real man
and not a boy like you-ou
hold my beer
yeah I"m a man on a mission
you don't see what you're missin
but I do, so here
hold my beer

well friend I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to fight
if you wanna later we can take it outside
but for now
do me a favour

and hold my beer
While I kiss you're girlfriend
cause she needs a real man
and not a boy like you-ou
hold my beer
yeah I"m a man on a mission
you don't see what you're missin
but I do, so here
hold my beer

well guys like you
you ain't good for nothin, no
hold on a second
you gotta be good for something
for somethin
I know

hold my beer
While I kiss you're girlfriend
cause she needs a real man
and not a chump like you-ou
hold my beer
yeah I"m a man on a mission
you don't see what you're missin
but I do, so here
hold my beer

hold my beer
hold my beer
hold my beer
but dont drop it (hold my beer)
no, seriously man, dont drop it (hold my beer)
cause I-I-I just bought it (hold my beer)
you gonna be hangin around here awhile you wanna watch my jacket? (hold my beer)
ah thanks man, I'm gonna be out here dancin with-with your girlfriend (hold my beer)
hold my beer
hold my beer
hold my beeeee-eeeer

Aaron Line "You Get The Picture"

"You Get The Picture"

Barry White, he woke me out of my sleep
"Love Unlimited" on infinite repeat
I live alone, so why's the shower running?
My mind is groggy - my memory's foggy
The smell of incense lingers in the bedroom
I can't believe it's already past noon
On my arm there's a strange new tattoo
Shirt on the fan blade - pants on the lampshade

You get the picture, clear as a bell
You get the picture, just hang it on your bedroom wall
You get the picture, and put a frame around it
Empty bottle of tequila, Jose Cuervo margaritas
Popcorn and a game of Twister
You get the picture... you get the picture

A book of matches on my dresser from the Sky Bar
Doggie bag from Dos Amigos
That valet parker still has the keys to my car
Piece by piece, it's coming back to me
I met my buddies after work
We shot some pool, a couple beers
Before I knew it, we were rocking
Met some girls, we started talking
It's not like me to get nervous, but she was perfect

You get the picture, clear as a bell
You get the picture, just hang it on your bedroom wall
You get the picture, and put a frame around it
A mariachi band was playing, she was dancing close and swaying
Fireworks when I kissed her
You get the picture

Suddenly, the shower opens in a cloud of steam
Standing there, the woman of my dreams

You get the picture, clear as a bell
You get the picture, just hang it on your bedroom wall
You get the picture, and put a frame around it
You get the picture
You get the picture, clear as a bell
You get the picture, just hang it on your bedroom wall
You get the picture